Here's me brushing my teeth with a chewie after trying to ingest an entire dead bird today on our walk. To my great disappointment, Daddy ripped it out of my mouth and left me only with feathers. Don't worry, I'll find more soon.
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Next time go for a live one. Nothing better than a warm wiggling bird in your mouth. It is harder to get the bones to crunch when they are alive. Your mom will screech louder than the bird when you drop it on her feet. Then give your mom a big kiss on the mouth. They seam to like this.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Tell your dad to quit being a punk. He should let you have the bird if you went to all the trouble to get it.